Jewel Junkie Mugs

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Cow and Milk

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Do you like my bling?

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Queen

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.