Jewel Detective Pillows

'Something tells me we're close!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

Will you be mine?

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Do you like my bling?

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'