Jewel Thief Aficionados Pillows

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

The Queen

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'Something tells me we're close!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'To be honest love if I could afford that I wouldn't be going out with you would I?'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'And what do you do?'