Jewel Thief Aficionados Prints

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

The Queen

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'Something tells me we're close!'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

'To be honest love if I could afford that I wouldn't be going out with you would I?'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'