Jewel Heist Aficionado Prints

'I thought you said the deal went down?!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The Queen

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'Nice bling.'

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'