Jetsetter Longing For Home Gifts

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Hell: The Airport"

Dog on a plane.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Plane crash on football pitch.

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

Excess Baggage

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

Flight nap

'Make those to go.'

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

"Why yes, it is my last flight. How'd you guess?"

"Which way to departures?"

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

'But Sir we are still in port...'

"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"

Travel 1st class and avoid meeting your creditors.

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

"Dad, can I use the company airplane tonight?"

"It was errible, another world, the noise, the crowds, the sense of despair. And that was just the airport."

"Please, Lord, make me T.S.A. precheck."