Jets Devotees Gifts

I like the Jets...I guess

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Bradley Wiggins

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"You're the sport on my telly"

The game comes first...

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Rugby Mad.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Turkey With All the Trimmings

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Baseball Cheating

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Airshow.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"It's the umpire - he's throwing you off that channel."

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.