Jetpack Adventurers Gifts

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Information...

Deregulated Baseball

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

The segway RV.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Visit the Geek islands.

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'

Bad Cheetah!!!

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

Xtreme Orson

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

Video Horse Shoes.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

'Personal lawn-craft.'

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."