
Xtreme Orson
Looking for a gift for the jetpack junkie who loves adventure and adrenaline? Our collection offers fun, imaginative items that capture the thrill of high-flying escapades. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect way to fuel their passion for daring flights and sky-high adventures. These gifts are sure to inspire smiles and spark their love for pushing boundaries.
Xtreme Orson
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Welcome to the Team
'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'
Boptimism
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
You've Had Enough!
'Would you all please congatulate...'
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
"Siri, find oxygen."
"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!
Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station
'You've had enough.'
"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"
"Let's f**k up Mars!"
"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."
'I love to see you all so busy!'
"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."
"It's the new self-driving model."
"These kids and their shellfies..."
Covid v Vaccinator
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
'His debugging skills are exceptional.'
I am coffee and I need more coffee
'One carry-on!'
The Coffee Tattoo
This coffee can keep you up
Explore our fun collection of jetpack junkie mugs to add a splash of adventure to every sip. Perfect for thrill-seekers who love starting the day with a smile.
Add a dash of adventure to their home with our playful jetpack junkie pillows. Great for cozy corners or adventurous decor.
Inspire their spirit with vibrant prints that celebrate high-flying adventures. Perfect for decorating any space with a fun, daring vibe.
Find the perfect t-shirt for the jetpack junkie in your life. Our witty and adventurous designs celebrate those who love flying high and chasing excitement.