Jetpack Junkie Mugs

Xtreme Orson

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Boptimism

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Covid v Vaccinator

"It's the new self-driving model."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'One carry-on!'

The Coffee Tattoo

This coffee can keep you up

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."