Jetlag Jester Pillows

"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ski kicker.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'Yorich's last jest.'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.