Jet-setting Foodie Gifts

'How's the steak, sir?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'Purpose of visit?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Food sign on the mountain.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'Bloody Brits.'

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

Flight of the bumblebee.

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

'Make those to go.'

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

'Chicken or fish? Let me call my lawyer.'

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"

Too much on my plate

"Does Bev always pack her own food?"

"Are you sure this is enough?"

'Now that you've taken a bite would you like to know what it is?'

Africa

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'

"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."