Airplane Foodie Gifts

'Now that you've taken a bite would you like to know what it is?'

Airplane Mode.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Food sign on the mountain.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'

'How's the steak, sir?'

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

"Food! Food!"

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

'Make those to go.'

'Folks, the airline regrets the crash, but it will provide you a life jacket at one hundred dollars each.'

ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

'Chicken or fish? Let me call my lawyer.'

Flying Carpet

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

Anatomy of a Non-Rev

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"

Buh-Bye!

'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'

"Does Bev always pack her own food?"

"Are you sure this is enough?"

"So this is the economy flight seating you booked?"

"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."