Jet-setting Executive T-Shirts

Excess Baggage: If airlines are so concerned about on-time performance that they won't hold your connecting flight for 5 minutes, then why do they never arrive on schedule?

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Business-Class.

Cat Boss

Airline Mergers.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Safest Airline in The World

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"Endless Summer III"

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

'And this is where we research new ideas for more efficient ways to cream more bodies onto every flight...'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'My job is to make decisions around here, Hoskins. Your job is to make them fly!'

Boeing Invents the time machine...

BOEING Suspends Flights.

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

'May I play through please?'

Boeing shares fall

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."