Jean Connoisseur Pillows

Bobbies library of jeans

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Jeans sale

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

Fashion world.

Thumbs Up Banker

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

It's Tinned !