Jean Connoisseur Prints

Bobbies library of jeans

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

Jeans sale

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Thumbs Up Banker

Fashion world.

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

It's Tinned !