Jealousy Stories Pillows

'Simon! No! We really were just fooling around!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Fishing Contest

"It's not what you think."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

Jealousy

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

'Get your hands off my husband.'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

Upstaging the Dog

"How the mighty have fallen!"

'Don't mind him. He's just an 'X' who's jealous of 'U'.'

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

"That's Bill Swenson. He got very big after he left us."

'If'n you don't stop talkin' to my honey, I'm gonna come down and kick the stuffin' outta you.'

'And if I so much as look at another man, he goes ballistic!'

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

'What if he gets so thin that other women notice him?'

Dog thinking: 'This lap isn't big enough for the two of us.'

Jealous centaur.

"That top isn't very forgiving."

'I'm Sally, your waitress for tonight, and this is Hugo, my insanely jealous boyfriend.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.