Jazzercise T-Shirts

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

Louis Armstrong

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Concert Pianist.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."