Jazzercise T-Shirts

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Concert Pianist.

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

A man and his dog

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."