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"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Overjumpers

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Swing dancers.

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Jogging...

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Will I still be married?'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Health

Treadmillstone

Apocalliptical

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Teddy jogging

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Have Horns Venn

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

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