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Big Grin.

World Tour.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Upholding the Law

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

"Let's take in a trial."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"Let's park on the other side, just to be on the safe side."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I keep up with all the journals."