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"That makes me very happy!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

Homing pigeons in therapy.

"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

Happiness

Woman with exercise bike

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Gym workout.

We're making real progress, Al. With my problems, or with the construction of your beach house?

What do you wish for next year?

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

Crisis at the health club.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Chasing Dreams.