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Why do jazz singers always have the blues?

Zombie standup

Cocktails on the verandah.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

Bryan Ferry

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Piano Keyboard

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"