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Why do jazz singers always have the blues?

Louis Armstrong

Zombie standup

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Dynamite little combo

Piano Keyboard

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Bryan Ferry

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You know you're getting old when..."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."