Jazz T-Shirts

David Roy Eldridge

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Cats play jazz to a rat.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

Jazz Club: "Don't just sit there, shoobedoobedoo something."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Change Machine.

Home for retired Jazzmen.

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

Six jazz instruments.

'...and on Bass...'

(Hey! Great chops!)

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

"Scat!"

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'Used to sing the blues. Started popping Prozac and lost everything.'

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Man playing bum-note.

2 jazz musicians

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

Latin Jazz fusion

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

Jazz hooves!

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

The Dog Pound Blues

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'