Jazz Musician T-Shirts

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Cats play jazz to a rat.

Home for retired Jazzmen.

(Hey! Great chops!)

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

The Dog Pound Blues

The Wall Street jazz ensemble will play 'The Low Interest Rate Blues'.

2 jazz musicians

Woman holding pants.

Man playing bum-note.

'You must be the trombonist.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

A saxophonist

Louis Armstrong

A trumpet player

"When I was seventeen..."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Oi! Are you looking at my bird?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Cocktail Pianist

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Pipe

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.