Jazz Musician Gifts

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Cats play jazz to a rat.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

(Hey! Great chops!)

'You must be the trombonist.'

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Woman holding pants.

2 jazz musicians

The Wall Street jazz ensemble will play 'The Low Interest Rate Blues'.

Man playing bum-note.

The Dog Pound Blues

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musical Pipe

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"When I was seventeen..."

Rhapsody in Blue.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A trumpet player

Louis Armstrong

A saxophonist

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

Cocktail Pianist

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.