Jazz Pillows

Woody Shaw

David Roy Eldridge

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Cats play jazz to a rat.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

Jazz Club: "Don't just sit there, shoobedoobedoo something."

Change Machine.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Could you at least just try to express how you feel in words?"

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

(Hey! Great chops!)

'...and on Bass...'

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

Six jazz instruments.

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

Caricature of Frank Sinatra.

The Dog Pound Blues

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Man playing bum-note.

2 jazz musicians

"Scat!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Ginger Baker.