Japanophile Pillows

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

"We're in Japanese waters, that's for sure."

We're calling our pension package "sushi" because it's a raw deal

"There might be some scarring."

Ninja.

Detroit strikes back

The 24/7 Samurai

Sumo wrestling.

'You said 'Pick any topless restaurant' so I picked a Japanese one!'

Japanese Christmas.

It needs a new drive shaft, sir - we'll have to order the bamboo from Tokyo.

"What's he going to do now - break wind?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Shinzo Abe

Nagoya

Yum Yum

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Mikado

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Jacques et Jille

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Friedrich Schiller

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck