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We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Any other skills?"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Rodins rotten juggler

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Niche market'

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

"I'm not really sure jelly beans cure anything."

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Scientists explain cyclotron.