Jalopy Junkie Pillows

"For my money...any care looks good."

World Tour.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Weditorials

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Covid v Vaccinator

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

I understand you've been feeling ignored lately – You just need to get out there and mingle.

"God, I love this show!"

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

At the CD shop.

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I keep up with all the journals."

The cinema of the Absurd.

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'I'm writing a popular blog.'

Ray Charles

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'I need to go on a vacation. The boredom is getting to me. Every page in my journal says 'see previous page'.'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

The overly travelled road

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969

Big Grin.

Xtreme Orson