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STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

"White Collar Prison"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Whoops!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."