Jacuzzis T-Shirts

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

J'acuzzi

"Yeah, I used to hate water too, but that was before I was introduced to the delight that is soaking in a hot tub..."

Overjumpers

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Large print e-book.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Covid v Vaccinator

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

"My jumble sale was so successful I won't want pocket money for YEARS!"

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

"This is so much better than book club."

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

'If the jacuzzi's not working, why the bubbles?'

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

Steeping in a hot tub

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

"I told him I was taking the kids to soccer."