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Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

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Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'The joke's on them, Algy!'

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

"I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks...!"

Labor Day Holiday.

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

"This is so much better than book club."

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.