Jackpot Dreamer Gifts

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Woman in front of a cash machine which is actually a slot machine.

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

Casino employee wins jackpot on coffee vending machine.

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"No one knew for sure who won the lotto jackpot. . . but Jimmy indicated that his fiscal situation had improved."

Sucker.

"Is that the Carmen Delgado?"

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"Ooh, that reminds me. I must remember to put my lottery numbers on."

'It's just too much for him, poor love!'

Winning cherries,

'... And apart from having to move away from their family and friends, and having to cope with thousands of begging letters, they lived happily ever after.'

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

'I win!!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Keno?...Keno?'

Lotto Jackpot drawing.

An affair to remember.

'You did hit the jackpot, sir - we're it.'

"We will be back with more betting after this short programme."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Why do you hate the media?

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The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).