Italian Vintage Lover Pillows

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Victorian Selfie

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Opening the Barrel

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!