Italian Leather Pillows

"I love Italian boots."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

Hell's Anglers

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Man on motorbike.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Prosecco Drinker

Pisa and sons.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Venetian without the knowledge

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

The Travellers Rest

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Biking Granny.

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat."

"We´re into leather."

Hell's Ethics

Naples