Italian Leather Pillows

"I love Italian boots."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Hell's Anglers

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Prosecco Drinker

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Man on motorbike.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Pisa and sons.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Venetian without the knowledge

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Biking Granny.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

The Travellers Rest

"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat."

"We´re into leather."

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Hell's Ethics