Italian Food Joker Prints

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Bangers and Mash

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'He's all eyes!'

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

Middle Age Spread.

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

'Purpose of visit?'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough