Fast Food Jokers Prints

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Pope tarts.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

'I'll be talking nonsense when you come to take our order. But, if you pretend I'm speaking French there'll be a big tip in it for you.'

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Vegetarian taxidermy

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

Sesame Noodles

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

Dried Herbs

Spring a Leek

"I stopped eating fast food, too."

Pizza Express

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

'Chicken to go.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Books: Chicken Soup for the Soul / Cheeseburger and fries for the Soul.

Vocal Fry

'Let's go here. They do mice good.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'Like most diets you can eat as much as you like of food you can't stand!'