"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."
It Security Specialists Gifts
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'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
21st century water cooler conversations.
Out and In.
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
The Googler
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
'Can our software do that?'
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."
Mac OS 20
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."
'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
Gadget geek.
It Security Specialists Gifts Collection
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