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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Smartphone Sonogram

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."