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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."