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You worry too much

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

National Everything Awareness Day

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Gun laws US

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Classic News.

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