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"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"They grow up so fast."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Create some buzz!

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"At least we agree to disagree."

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

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