Israeli-palestinian Conflict Pillows

"I don't think President Netanyahu's Palestinian policy is..."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Elvis Presley

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'I'm recusing myself from this case.'

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

Male Ballet Dancer

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'

'But you told me to try and look innocent.'

Donald Trump with a flame

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Witless protection prgram

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."