Israeli-palestinian Conflict Gifts

"I don't think President Netanyahu's Palestinian policy is..."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Another slander suit!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'I'm recusing myself from this case.'

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

Donald Trump with a flame

Witless protection prgram

Male Ballet Dancer

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

'But you told me to try and look innocent.'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'