Isolation Seeker Gifts

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Cellphone Islands

I should probably get out more.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Fall on a desert island

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

The lonely figure

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

A politician's dream come true...

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."