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Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

I should probably get out more.

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Fall on a desert island

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

The lonely figure

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

A politician's dream come true...

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."