Island Isolated Gifts

Coast to coast.

Club Antisocial

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The new normal

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Cellphone Islands

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

A politician's dream come true...

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Best friends without borders.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Nor'easter Island.