Urban Isolate Gifts

City Island

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Cellphone Islands

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Packed like sardines

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"