Island Guests Pillows

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

A politician's dream come true...

Nor'easter Island.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Little Taxes.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Brew?'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"This better work out."

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

Where we get coconut milk.