Island Guests Pillows

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Little Taxes.

'Brew?'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"This better work out."

'The Big Kahuna!'

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"