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Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

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"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

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Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

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"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'I haven't been trying for years and look where it's gotten me.'

"I think I've spotted your problem."

Success Without Effort

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

Down with Chicken Soup Books

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'Bucky's new book, I think.'

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

"It's my personal, one step recipe for success. Step 1: Gimme all your money."

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

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'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

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I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

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